Favorite (fake) Miyamoto Quotes

I saw some great spoofs on the "a delayed game" quote today in response to BotW2, but unfortunately didn't save them. What are some of your favorite fake Miyamoto quotes?

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Miyamoto Musashi quote: Imitation is the surest form of flattery

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WILL EPSTEIN with Marshall Yarbrough – The Brooklyn Rail

Another great saying from Miyamoto himself : r/Gamingcirclejerk

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